The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Alkata Prison

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello there! (VERSION 1.8.8)

Alkata Prison is an authentic and classic prison! On here you will find mysteries and lots to explore! If you are up for the grind, you can be among our best players!

The server is custom made and tries to create the very best possible actual prison experience!

Alkata, elavate your mafia ties!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Velocity Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO

We are the Velocity Network. Currently under heavy development and should be in full swing by October 1’st 2019. Come check us out while we are in alpha testing!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Trinity survival

Jobs, Land Claim, Mob Arena, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Trinity Survival

A server that will ensure you a new set of memories. Bring your friends, family etc. and enjoy a new and innovative minecraft survival experience.

We offer a variety of different features. Things like free ranks, custom enchants, mob arenas, advanced land claiming, no lagg, jobs, mcmmo and a lot more are all part of Trinity Survival.

Come and join us for an unforgettable experience!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Items Found:	8852	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Robonix

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Cracked minecraft server with old school Factions and bedwars. Do you want to be a true pvper and start raiding in the old fashioned way? Then come to this server and enjoy the old factions!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Amplified Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival server that has amplified terrain generation. Version: 19w36a ( 1.15 snapshot ) Rules: Please don’t fuck over spawn and don’t cheat. If you cheat you are a disgrace and have no friends. Griefing is 100% allowed

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dandelinebox

4Fun, Box, Koth

Dandelinebox is a BOX server that has PVP in the Skys and on the Ground! Speed around with a talisman, or fly around with an eletra! Or even come and mine and talk!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OzgardMC Servers

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Ozgard is a small community that was born out of ruin! We don’t take the game too seriously but we believe in a safe environment for all who join us!

We try to keep the game as close to vanilla as possible while also putting little extra gems in to give you an enjoyable playing experience.

We look forward to meeting you

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The ZonkedCompanion Redstone Server

Creative

What is the ZC Server? – The ZonkedCompanion Server is a redstone-heavy Survival and Creative server which first started in 2011. Over the last few years the server has been offline due to lack of funding – but every so often I like to switch it back on so its still worth keeping the IP in your server list! The server is an ideal place for skilled Builders/Survivalists/Redstoners who prefer more chilled out vanilla style Minecraft. The main objective on our server is to be creative. Start your own city/town, build insane projects, its up to you. We have multiple worlds including TheRedstoneFlatlands where members may test and build original redstone projects in safety away from griefers with fellow redstoners to help you out.

If you like to break things dont join, you wont last long.

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Millenium.craft.gg

Faction Survival, PvP

The Millenium server welcomes you like in 2013 (for those who remember!). You can come and play with your friends, or alone, against other players in a survival world where the faction mode is part of the heart of the server. The server’s currency system is the Euro. The server is in BETA to date, many additions are coming, but the server remains active and is able to welcome you. The VOTE plugin is being added as of today. Even if the plugin is installed, no thought has yet been made to know what the player receives.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DreamworldMC

Economy, Roleplay

DreamWorld is the very first Dutch Harry Potter server. There is a lot on offer at DreamWorld. We even offer the opportunity to completely rediscover Harry Potter’s path. We also offer the opportunity to write your own story and even play all the magic games! Be sure to come and have a look!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Emeralds Found:	8859
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hegemony | MMORPG

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

1533 – Europa is in turmoil. New ideas are ushering in an era of innovation, of conflict…and of opportunity. Master trades, acquire wealth and rise to the rank of nobility.

1000+ Items, 650+ Recipes 30+ Skills Living Balanced Economy Non-linear Interactive Quests

Purchase Land, Free Build, Form Towns, Player Owned NPCs & Shops, Challenging Boss Fights

Unique Minigames, Jousting, Thieving Guild Capers, Militia Quests (Sieges/Patrols/Ambushes/Duties) Treasure Clues (Maps, Riddles…and loots!)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Kailand

Dungeon, Dungeons, Economy, Fishing, Op skyblock, Parkour, PvE, Rankup, Rankups, Skyblock

Kailand is a Skyblock server that features a variety of exciting add-ons such as exciting infinite parkour, challenging dungeons, rank-based progression system, custom trading options, and much more.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Vyxel MC

Creative, Economy, Survival

Ready for a new adventure? We’ve got you covered! Welcome to Vyxel. What’s so good about us you ask? Well where to start… our server is: -Semi vanilla SMP -1.19 -Community orientated -Economy inclusive -Daily rewards -Grief prevention ready -Aussie based -And more! We strive to bring you together with an amazing community of awesome players. Why are our players so awesome? Because you’re one of them!!! Absolutely everyone is welcome, though be warned, we do not tolerate hate! With many custom plugins including our very own player point rewards system, Vyxel aims to be everything YOU want it to be. We have an epic shopping centre where players can buy and sell their own items anytime they want. Add in a good dose of Aussie spirit and nothing can go wrong! Still not convinced? Hop on and tell us so! Suggestions are always welcome, and we’ve got a super special dev team working on custom plugins and new features to keep you on your toes!

I’m not gonna sit here and bore you with too much info, just know that what’s listed here is only a taster, Vyxel keeps many surprises hidden, just waiting for players like you to find! …and you never know, there may be more to come in the future…

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

jostycon

Creative

it’s a fun and relaxing server to join with your friends, you can built whatever you want and your only limit is your imagination.

creative superflat

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cyberscape network

Dungeons, PvE, PvP, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival

Discover CyberScape, a sci-fi Minecraft server where advanced tech meets futuristic landscapes. Explore neon-lit megacities, unravel secrets, and engage in PvP battles. Welcome to CyberScape, where creativity knows no bounds!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.