The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Space Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Space Anarchy server a anarchy server where raiding is allowed and custom things and sethomes so have fun with your friends and invite some more :D.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5518	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Sigma minecraft

PvE, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Vanilla, Whitelist

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING VERY CAREFULLYSigma Minecraft is probably closest to an SMP server. Currently, our main task is creating the ultimate Sigma commune in survival Minecraft. We have meetings where we talk about our progress, but discussion is also opened up to the floor, so you can raise any topic whatsoever, even if it’s not Minecraft related. We are more than just a Minecraft server, we are a support network. Many people find that by working towards a common goal with people who share their beliefs and ideals, it brings them a sense of fulfilment one cannot get anywhere else.

We don’t have P2W ranks, we’re competitive, but not destructive, and by playing on this server, you will find you get more out of life.

Become a true Sigma today https://discord.gg/ju9DFPfshU

Our whitelist process is very straightforward – we’re not looking to exclude anyone, it’s just much easier for everyone if we only let interested players join the server for grief prevention reasons.

We have the means to rollback all forms of griefing.

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If you particularly like building, please apply! Our current goal is to build up “Sigma Mountain”, but if you’re not a fan of building and would rather mine, hunt, or just make your own stuff, you are more than welcome too.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixelmon Untold

Pixelmon

On the basic level, we offer a growing community with an active moderated discord. With tournaments, gyms, dungeon crawls, server events and giveaways, you will always find something is happening.

But this server is also unique. Untold Kingdoms, is a medieval pixelmon server. The server is filled with many unique structures, unmarked ruins and landmarks. Adventurers can discover dungeon crawls, hidden lost legends, relics and treasure hordes. The rich, growing law, and constantly developing world, opens up doors to both role-players and to those finding standard Pokémon hunting a little too repetitive.

It is a medieval server with a world that strives to be real, with battle events and changes happening as cities grow, fall and alliances are made.

This server is always running the latest version of Pixelmon Reforged.

Check out Pixelmon Untold’s Official technic! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-untold.1522369

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Abysscraft

Factions, Skyblock

Server IP: abysscraft.realistic.host

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	107	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MCNexus

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

1.16.1 MCNEXUS SURVIVAL RPG SERVER ADDRESS/ MCNEXUS.SERVERMINER.COM:28447 FOR MINECRAFT INSTALL/ 1.15.2 RELEASE Features: * Creative Mode * Casino * Player Stats * New Armor Slots * New Items * New Monsters * Economy * Magic and Abilities …and More!!! VISIT US AT OUR WEBSITE MCNEXUS.ENJIN.COM

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Gold Digger

Survival

Join This amazing Server. its survival, fun and im looking for staff. I think you will enjoy this server because its AWESOME! it makes me go like ftyguhdnjcnyrfhuidjkcmgtfvijkmltgfkmtygjfomkrufijkthgijvkftgfijkrufijkturgfijktgfvijkgttfnijgtfvijgtfuivjgf7uvigt78uifgtfvuityg7uigt7uitguifyt7g8uigtuit8ygui because its sooo good.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Death mc

Arena Pvp

Server IP: in7.gbnodes.host

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JDBcraft

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Jappaland

247, Casual, Community, Economy, PvE, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Towny

JappaLand

Come join our survival Minecraft community!

We’re not your run of the mill survival server though. We’ve carefully and painstakingly put together a unique experience we’re calling Survivalist Towny!

Some of our main plugins include:– Towny– McMMO– Jobs Reborn– Auction House– EconomyShopGUI

Come check us out at JappaLand.mcjoin.me!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Phantoms Bane

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Running 1.19! Home of the Phantoms Bane custom enchantment! Find it in End Cities.

Phantoms Bane, is a network of Survival, UHC, and PVP servers, sethomes & tpa on some servers. We allow players to get on the nether roof and even have a couple TNT dupers so if you’ve been searching low and high for a vanilla server that allows technical gameplay – without going full on anarchy – your search is over 😀

We have NO claims and NO grief protection.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HeavenMC

KitPvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Spanish-speaking server from the creators of MineSy Network with more than 5 active modalities. hosting in EUROPE and custom plugins

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5168	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Quira network

Skyblock, Survival

Quira Network

You can also join the game and enjoy the fun.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Priminks Cult

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny – Land Claiming Economy – Shops RankUp – Custom Rank Ups With In-Game Currency New Friendly server with more to come! Custome Enchancts – Over 80+ Enchantments

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	447270
Void Gems Collected:	15	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunKnights

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the server! This Group is dedicated to be a place where you can talk about Minecraft, play together in servers like Hypixel and party with each other.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Eds World

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you looking for a Minecraft Server to spend your time on? Then our Survival Minecraft Server (Java 1.14.4) is just the right thing for you! Experience a funny community which is directly connected to our active discord server. Help us enlarge our city with some creative builds or just go exploring a very versatile world. We have the Claim Plugin to keep your land and chests safe.

Rules are as follows: 1. No Griefing (We have alot of tools to prevent, recover and detect griefing) 2. No Cheating (We have alot of tools to prevent, detect and ban cheaters) 3. No Racial Slurs 4. Common Sense 5. Have a good time

Server IP: mc.serv.nu

Our Communitys Discord Server: https://discord.gg/WZ86GBC

Add me on discord to get your Invitation to the Discord Community! Discord Tag: Etho#1314

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.