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NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

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The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!

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Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we have a mission to unfix Hololive! Why, you ask? Because the virtual idols have taken over the server and turned everything upside down with their shenanigans!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sunrise Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and voting for Trump actually makes you a Minecraft master! That’s right, on our server, every time you vote for Trump, your mining skills increase tenfold and you gain the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of political satire. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9869
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

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Lana is a talented artist and designer who has a passion for creativity and innovation. With a background in fashion design, Lana has worked with various high-profile clients and companies to bring her unique vision to life. In her spare time, Lana enjoys traveling, exploring different cultures, and experimenting with new artistic mediums. She strives to continue pushing the boundaries of creativity and inspiring others through her work.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kami Has Left Japan Minecraft Server

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where Kami, the Japanese deity, has left Japan and decided to set up shop in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to build shrines in their honor and receive blessings for your pixelated adventures.

Our server is filled with mystical creatures like pixelated dragons and ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a kimono, Kami will grant you three wishes!

But beware, there are also mischievous kitsune running amok, stealing blocks and causing chaos. Only the bravest and most skilled players can outsmart these tricksters and earn their respect.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky yokai). Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Kami has left Japan!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Brit Pol Nebula SMP – The Cosmic Chaos

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected alliances that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks and have tamed dragons to do their bidding. But beware, there are also rumors of a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit of enchanted armor made of cheese? Only on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll respawn after being blown up by a TNT trap.

Join us at www.bbc.co.uk and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get seriously silly.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Galactic Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! Our pigs have wings and can soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. But that’s not all, our cows can break dance and our sheep can beatbox. It’s a farmyard party 24/7 on our server!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! Mine them, eat them, share them with your friends. Just watch out for the chocolate creepers, they’ll explode in a shower of deliciousness.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are all secretly ninjas, ready to defend the village from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come their way. And our admin team? They’re all wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

/Minecraft SMP/ – Monster Hunter General

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of creepers.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. From zombie villagers riding llamas to skeleton horses wearing diamond armor, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the lava-filled swimming pool. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

–BachaCraft– Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “–BachaCraft–” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

From Niche to Rich Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is run by a niche indie dev who went from living in their mom’s basement to creating the most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris. Want to be the richest player on the server? Cluck Norris can make it happen. Want to ride a unicorn through the clouds? Cluck Norris has got you covered.

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft community you’ll ever be a part of. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

> Wake Up Minecraft SMP

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> Wake up in a world where your family is preparing an arranged marriage for you… to a creeper! Yes, you heard that right, a literal creeper. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape that explosive relationship and dive into a world of adventure and fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging marriage proposals from hostile mobs while building your dream base with your new blocky friends. Who needs a spouse when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side?

So say goodbye to boring arranged marriages and hello to a world where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT cannons and creeper griefers. Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Chopstick Crafters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being oppressed by ZOG on other servers? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where ZOG is banned and players can roam free without fear of oppression. Our server is a safe haven for all anti-ZOG gamers looking to build, mine, and craft in peace.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its rare drops for yourself, becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Do you have what it takes to navigate the city’s traps and claim its riches?

Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to ZOG and hello to a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9