Minecraft Servers Updated November 17, 2024, 6:30 PM

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Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 7633

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Faith Crisis Minecraft Server

    Faith Crisis Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your beliefs and test your faith? Look no further than our server! We have a unique test called the apostate test, where you must find an atheist and ask them about the historical figures of different religions. If they don’t respect the founder, then that religion is a no-go!

    Join us and see if your beliefs hold up under scrutiny! We promise you’ll have a religious experience like no other as you navigate through our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and secret temples waiting to be discovered by the most devout players. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • The Allegations WILL Come Out and the Truth WILL Be Told Minecraft SMP

    The Allegations WILL Come Out and the Truth WILL Be Told Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, the drama is always brewing! Join us if you want to be a part of a wild ride filled with scandal, betrayal, and intrigue.

    Rumor has it that the admin team is actually a group of shape-shifting aliens who are using the server as a front for their intergalactic experiments. Will you be able to uncover their secrets before it’s too late?

    And don’t even get us started on the players. From secret underground factions to epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us if you dare, but be warned: once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. The allegations WILL come out and the truth WILL be told.

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Riselands Network

    Riselands Network

    Server Rules

    Be Respectful Treat others how you want to be treated. No mean, rude, or harassing comments. We are a community, so kindness goes a long way!

    No Inappropriate Language Profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Derogatory language toward others is strictly prohibited. Swearing is allowed in casual channels, but official help and code channels must remain clean.

    play.riselands.xyz

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2959 Animals Bred: 93
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Token Cow Tits Minecraft Server

    Token Cow Tits Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Look no further, because our server is home to the one and only Cow Tits character! That’s right, she’s got udders for days and she’s ready to milk them for all they’re worth. Join our server for a chance to interact with this legendary character and witness her moo-tastic adventures. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about dairy farming in the process. So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the cows are udderly ridiculous!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 42 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2309

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2309
    Welcome to the Man Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where we take building to a whole new level…literally! Join us on this wild ride as we recreate the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss in all their demon-filled glory.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties with the demons themselves. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the best hotel room, you’ll be granted access to Hell’s VIP lounge where you can hang out with Blitzo and Charlie.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a pack of hellhounds who will protect your creations from griefers and creepers alike. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads straight to the underworld, where you can challenge Lucifer himself to a game of Minecraft PVP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the Man Toy Edition Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CubeFun

    CubeFun

    CubeFun is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

    Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.CubeFun.org Bedrock Port — 19132

    play.CubeFun.org

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Olympus Craft Minecraft Server

    Olympus Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Greek goddesses who will kick your butt in PvP! And don’t even get me started on Ena, she’s like the queen bee of the server and she’s basically unstoppable. Join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the epic battles and drama that unfolds on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • The Drone Busters Minecraft SMP

    The Drone Busters Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and dancing creepers. But beware, if you live in India, you better watch out because the Drones are coming for you in January! It’s like a virtual game of hide and seek, but instead of hiding, you’ll be running for your virtual life. Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the madness that awaits. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Ender Dragon along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Realms of Echoes

    Realms of Echoes

    ༺═────────────═༻ Join our beta release of Realms of Echoes. Expect frequent updates as we build our community and server! ༺═────────────═༻

    play.realmsofechoes.com

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Chill Nordic Minecraft Server

    Chill Nordic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a stack of cobblestone? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of wolves in the Nordic forests!

    Join us for epic battles against giant snow golems, where the winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week! Our PvP arena is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

    But that’s not all! We have hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted gear and rare items scattered throughout our custom-built Nordic villages. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary Viking helmet, you’ll gain the power to control lightning bolts with a snap of your fingers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a quest to become the ultimate Viking warrior of the Minecraft world! Just be sure to watch out for the mischievous trolls hiding under our bridges – they love to steal your loot and leave behind a trail of exploding TNT. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s nordics!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Mid Tyson’s Minecraft SMP Truth

    Mid Tyson’s Minecraft SMP Truth
    Are you tired of getting humiliated by rich YouTubers on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that will never happen! Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon has to wait in line to get in. Plus, rumor has it that our diamonds are so shiny they blind anyone who looks at them. So come join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 253
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • AniMine server Minecraft

    AniMine server Minecraft
    Minecraft 1.11.2 server with an anime theme, classic atmosphere, hardcore and friendly players. No lags, 24/7 and responsive administration. Come in, we are waiting for you!)

    164.132.219.139:26342

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a chance to witness the legendary streamer who always seems like she’s on the brink of a sexual awakening during her solo streams. Rumor has it that she’s actually using her drawing streams as a cover-up for her secret passion for…well, let’s just say she’s not just building houses in Minecraft if you catch our drift.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s acceptable in the Minecraft community, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to witness some seriously questionable behavior and maybe even pick up a few new techniques for your own solo streams…if you dare.

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Divine Spears Created: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • The name could be: “Bit Smoke Minecraft SMP”

    The name could be: 

“Bit Smoke Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to Grove Street, Home of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see llamas with this kind of skill anywhere else!

    2. We have a secret underground base where we host llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on seeing llamas break it down on the dance floor.

    3. Our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they only use their powers for good (and to protect our precious diamond stash).

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the world of Grove Street. Will you be the lucky player to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Grove Street today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of! Just be prepared to dodge llama spit and pig lasers along the way.

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Void Gems Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • 694751581 Anonymous Minecraft Server

    694751581 Anonymous Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that come your way. Trust me, you’ve never felt safer in a virtual world.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance your heart out with skeletons and zombies who have some killer moves.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with fire-breathing dragons and lava waterfalls. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Runes Activated: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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