Are you tired of watching movies with normies who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss only the most redpilled films that will make your brain explode with enlightenment! Our community is filled with film buffs who will dissect every scene and uncover hidden messages that will blow your mind. So come join us and get ready to have your worldview completely shattered in the best way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BrexitSpyCraft

    BrexitSpyCraft
    LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

    WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

    BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

    ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 374
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Star Shards Collected: 121

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm

    Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm
    come join our epic minecraft server where the bees, wasps, and hornets are on a mission to seek revenge for their fallen nests! watch as they swarm around looking for something to attack, only to find themselves in a world full of blocks and pixels. join now and witness the chaos as these tiny creatures wreak havoc on everything in their path. it’s a buzzin’ good time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Pussy Palace Minecraft Server

    Pussy Palace Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a one-woman man in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to find all the virtual love you desire. With a player base of over 100,000, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Plus, our custom plugin “Love Potion” guarantees that you’ll never be lonely again. Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • /utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

    /utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

    2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

    3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

    4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Runes Activated: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 366
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

    QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!
    So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

    Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

    So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Weekend Warriors Server

    Weekend Warriors Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 523199 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Emeralds Found: 3115 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

    TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
    Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
    Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
    Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

    A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

    Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

    A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

    A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

    Savannah Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

    1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Chimeras Created: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 252 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Animals Bred: 130 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

    Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

    CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

    Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • GoAheadGamerGrocery

    GoAheadGamerGrocery
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

    Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

    With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

    SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

    Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

    Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • GFsWeirdMC

    GFsWeirdMC
    Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • IsraelCompensationMCServer

    IsraelCompensationMCServer
    so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

    KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Mines Excavated: 2055
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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