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2 More Days Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all by yourself? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on this epic Minecraft server, you can team up with Jesus himself to conquer the pixelated world!

Join us on this server and witness miracles happening left and right as Jesus turns water into lava and walks on air blocks like a boss. Need some bread to survive? No worries, Jesus will just multiply some loaves and fishes for you.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil mobs alongside Moses and Noah. Imagine riding on a boat with Noah while he saves all the animals from a flood of creepers – talk about a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s get holy together! Just remember, when in doubt, WWJD (What Would Jesus Dig)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Space Stars Minecraft SMP

Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fan culture, Gaming, interactive content, internet celebrities, Japanese idols, Live streaming, Minecraft, Music, online communities, online personalities, pop culture, smp, Space, Stars, virtual idols, virtual reality, Virtual talents, Vtubers, ホロスターズ

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of players you’ll ever meet, from a llama-riding wizard to a cow who thinks it’s a cat. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a prank war involving exploding sheep or a dance party in the Nether.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded saddlebags. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can always participate in our weekly treasure hunts, where the prize is a lifetime supply of baked potatoes.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Potions Brewed:	144	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyIncomeHideout

Boundaries, career, Communication, Conversation, CraftyIncomeHideout, Dinner, Friends, income, income disclosure, Manners, personal choice, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationships, Respect, rudeness, Salaries, social etiquette, social situations, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where we don’t ask about your income or judge you based on your job title!

Join us and leave all the awkward conversations behind. No need to worry about revealing your salary or feeling judged for your career choice. Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden treasures and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs nosy dinner guests when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers with your new Minecraft friends?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyAccidents

accidental discovery, accidental invention, Breakthrough, chance creation, CraftyAccidents, creativity, discovery, eureka moment, fluke invention, fortuitous discovery, game changer, historic accident, innovation, lucky accident, remarkable invention, serendipity, stroke of luck, unexpected success, unintended creation, unintentional innovation

Have you ever accidentally created a diamond sword while trying to craft a simple pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected creations and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted golden carrots. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons grooving to the beat of a jukebox.

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to stumble upon the legendary “Cake Island,” where the ground is made of frosting and the trees are made of chocolate. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden cherry on top, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical cake fairy.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and accidental inventions await you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCreeperWar2022

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWar2022, fear, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, IRANIANS, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East War, Military, missile attack, nuclear deal, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tehran, Tensions, War

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like tehran’s missile attack on israel but with more explosions and less political consequences. we have iranian players who fear war is coming but don’t worry, we provide virtual bomb shelters in the form of diamond armor. come build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and griefers alike. plus, we have a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plots world domination. so come join us before the real war starts and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	1117
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Characters, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Hearthstone, infinifactory, kerbal space program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more blocks than you can count, more redstone contraptions than you can imagine, and more creepers waiting to blow you up than you can handle!

Join our server for the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Build insane machines, create mind-blowing structures, and conquer the pixelated world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome boss in the game. And don’t forget about our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps – if you can make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Behind You Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and danger lurks around every corner! Join us if you dare, but beware of the creepers that have been known to throw surprise parties behind unsuspecting players.

Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a notorious group of pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you jump out of your seat. One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens descended from the sky and started pelting them with eggs. It was clucking madness!

But fear not, for our community is filled with laughter and camaraderie. We have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, from giant toilets to floating castles made entirely out of cake. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search far and wide for hidden loot that is guarded by evil rabbits with a taste for mischief.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises. Just remember to always keep an eye out behind you, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PuppyPanicCraft

accident, accidental injury, Apology, emergency vet, friend’s dog, Friendly, game night, golden retriever, Guilt, hyper dog, minor injury, Panic, panic mode, perspective, PuppyPanicCraft, RESPONSIBILITY, second guessing, selfish, stepping on paw, vet visit, yelp

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pet care? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize the well-being of all virtual animals!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a pixelated dog’s paw and facing the moral dilemma of whether or not to rush them to the emergency vet in the middle of the night. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who prioritizes saving virtual coins over a virtual pet’s health?

Embark on epic quests to find the rarest pixelated vet items to heal your virtual pets, all while navigating the drama of virtual friendships and virtual guilt trips. Who knew virtual pet care could be so intense?

So, come join our server and show off your virtual pet care skills! And remember, in the world of Minecraft, every pixelated paw matters.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyHacksMC

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and you’ll discover the ultimate life hack that will have your friends shaking in their diamond boots.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And if you think that’s crazy, wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on flying chickens and skeletons that shoot rainbows out of their bows.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block so big, you could build a house out of it. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of humor. Because on our server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ores Mined:	4944	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dimension Hops:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, ADVANCE, bills, BLOCK, blockcraft, Conflict, foreign policy, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Israel, Knesset, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, palestinian refugees, Politics, resolution, Server, Support, united nations, Unwra

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the whole block universe? Well, let me tell you why you gotta join our server ASAP!

First off, we got pigs that can fly, like for real! These pigs got wings and they be zooming around the server like they own the place. And don’t even get me started on our diamond armor-wearing chickens that lay golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right, GOLDEN EGGS!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers with laser eyes. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magic sword that can shoot fireballs. It’s like a freakin’ fantasy movie up in here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RafaleRumbleCraft

aerial combat, aerial target, air defense, aircraft, balloon-type target, China, chinese spy, Defense, defense system, Espionage, fighter jet, India, Indian Air Force, Military, military operation, military technology, national security, Rafale jet, RafaleRumbleCraft, Surveillance, Technology

lol this server is like the indian air force but in minecraft!! we use rafale jets to shoot down chinese spy balloons!! join us for epic battles in the sky and show off your flying skills like a pro pilot!! we promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even become a top gun in no time!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s take down those sneaky spies together!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mines Excavated:	2250
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	783
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NotGayMinecraftServer

acceptance, Boundaries, communication problems, convince girlfriend, Insecurity, LGBTQ, love, misunderstandings, not gay, NotGayMinecraftServer, open communication, peer pressure, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self-identity, sexual orientation, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic relationships, Trust

Tired of your girlfriend accusing you of being gay just because you haven’t kissed any guys? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you’re all about building and crafting, not smooching dudes! With our epic virtual world, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring hidden caves to worry about silly accusations. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and prove once and for all that you’re straight as an arrow… in Minecraft, at least!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Animals Bred:	65
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5285
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Oct7 Celebration Minecraft SMP

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that I was a lonely miner, digging away in the dark depths of the earth, when suddenly I stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Join our Minecraft SMP and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land. But beware, for the land is also home to a mischievous group of prankster Endermen who love to steal your blocks and replace them with TNT. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BeanBoyz Minecraft Server

AITAH, BeanBoyz, Beans, can of beans, chili, Communication, Cooking, cooking expectations, cooking preferences, cooking skills, Feedback, grocery store, husband, ingredients, Meal, meal planning, meal preparation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, recipe, recipe following, relationship conflict, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama in the kitchen is nothing compared to the chaos in our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of following recipes and getting yelled at for not knowing exactly how many cans of beans to buy? Look no further! On our server, you can craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from your fellow players.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world where the chili is always good, no matter how many cans of beans you use. So come join us and let’s create some culinary chaos together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BoatBlockerZ

boat in yard, boat maintenance, boat ownership, boat removal, boat storage, boat tires, BoatBlockerZ, borrowed property, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, neighbor dispute, neighborly etiquette, neighborly expectations, neighborly favors, neighborly relationships, neighborly responsibilities, property rights, setting boundaries, yard space

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our community is so close-knit, we practically babysit each other’s virtual kids and share virtual edibles (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!).

But wait, there’s more! We have a boat in our virtual yard that has been abandoned for months. Will the owner ever come back for it? Who knows! It’s like a virtual game of hot potato, but with a boat.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual boat tire dilemma – now that’s Minecraft madness at its finest!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Star Shards Collected:	145	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!