The Minelanders: Where crafting skills are more valuable than diamonds, and creepers are considered cuddly pets

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The ‘Minelanders’ Minecraft Server

⛏ The ‘Minelanders’ ⛏

Server address	mc.minelanders.com
Version	1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
Discord	https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

Overview

The ‘Minelanders’ started in 2019 and have been operating every year since! We launched the 6th Edition of the server on June 14th, 2024. In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a cozy Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. Whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. Survival is only 50 blocks away!

Community Nights!

Every couple weeks we host custom made maps/events for the community! Escape rooms, capture the flag, adventure maps, and more! Engage with the community and experience Minecraft in a new way.

Vanilla Reimagined

We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but have rebalanced certain aspects of the game through plugins and player feedback to allow for all sorts of gameplay.

Features

Plot Protection	4 sizes available for in-game currency to earn, chests not protected
Player Shop Chests	Sell items to other players, admin shops set up
Clans	Team up with existing players or create your own clan
Map Size	6k block diameter with expanded Nether, limited to keep players close
Donations	No in-game advantages, welcomed to support server

Rules

Play in good faith
Be respectful of other players
No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
Griefing is allowed, Lavacasting is not
No cheating
Alt accounts must be known to staff
No releasing personal information about another player
Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited

Pictures of Player Bases

Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern

TRS main base

Vix’s Cottage

Bina’s Parenting School

Ponlm00’s Wild West

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	141

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!

But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.

And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Breakfast Club Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Throte Breakfast, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.

So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Mood Swings Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you crave connection but struggle to hold a conversation without spiraling into a mental breakdown? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.

Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?

So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Emeralds Found:	3831	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Land of Spaniards Minecraft SMP

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When you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll feel like a Spanish conquistador discovering the New World for the first time! Picture this: you step off your boat onto the sandy shores and are greeted by towering structures made entirely of diamond blocks, villagers trading emeralds for enchanted gear, and llamas roaming around wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and you won’t want to miss out on the adventure! Join us now and claim your spot in this crazy, unpredictable land of endless possibilities. Who knows what treasures and surprises await you around every corner!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

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Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to build a working time machine using only redstone and slime blocks? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with true geniuses who will blow your mind with their insane creations.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance with our resident owl wife.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs Minecraft server

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✔️Minecraft server ☣️ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️

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? At this moment it becomes clear that in a new world where trust is crumbling, it is humanity that becomes the key to survival. Outside the spawn, darkness reigned, complete chaos.❗️

? Now you are in the world of ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️, where people are forced to live underground, trying to protect their bases and resources from constant threats. Each shelter is guarded, and its supplies are protected by privates?. But life in underground tunnels is full of challenges, and the chances of survival are rapidly decreasing. ❗️

? Meteorites containing precious resources periodically fall from the sky. These celestial stones attract the attention of everyone from hermits to clans seeking to capture them to ensure their existence. Be prepared: the struggle for these resources is intensifying every day?️, and only those who can survive will have a chance to live in this cruel and uncertain world.?️

☣️Get ready for an exciting fight for survival!☣️

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Alien Abductions:	5