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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s adventures in Outer Wilds? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your crazy gaming needs! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few Ara Ara moments along the way.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have exclusive 1st Anniversary merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our schedule is so jam-packed with exciting streams that you’ll never run out of things to do.

But that’s not all – we also have a special Ara Ara button that will make all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore any grasshoppers that try to ruin your fun. They’re the real villains in this crazy Minecraft world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RIP. in Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of Jim Broadbent made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions (watch out for the evil llamas!), and a community of players who are as crazy as you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe Jim Broadbent himself will come back from the dead just to play with us.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old combat and visuals? Look no further, because our server is like The Witcher meets Fable on steroids! Join us for epic battles that will make you feel like a badass warrior, while enjoying stunning graphics that will make you question if you’re actually in a game or not.

But that’s not all – our server is also a breeding ground for the most outrageous and hilarious drama you’ve ever seen. From right-wing trolls to left-wing extremists, you’ll never know what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next. So come join us and experience a virtual hellscape like no other – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Motherly Mayu Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the wackiest family you never knew you needed! Kuroe Mayu may not actually be a mother, but she sure knows how to whip up a mean virtual batch of cookies for all her fellow players. Rumor has it she once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a stack of bones and a charming smile. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as Kuroe herself? So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7533	Animals Bred:	50
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Happening Ballot Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there – where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everything is predictable and safe.

On our server, you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, ready to grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on THE FIX IS IN and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the ride of your life – and maybe bring some extra armor, just in case.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Farms Harvested:	557	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP

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Oh, just thinking about this wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the cows do the Macarena! Seriously, this server is like a virtual circus on steroids. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that give you super speed. So come join us if you want to experience the most bonkers Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Containment Zone #513

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting censored is your boredom! Join now for a chance to explore the mythical land of Azure Paradise, where you can level up your Adjutant faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Hero Games co-op rush event, where teamwork makes the dream work (and the loot even sweeter). And don’t miss out on our exclusive banners featuring Marian the Riptide and Siris the Crowned Flail – because who needs diamonds when you have epic weapons, amirite?

Plus, use secret codes like “followus” and “P67TY8ET” to unlock hidden treasures in the game. And if you’re feeling extra social, fill out our /snowg/ Friends Form and join our spreadsheet of legendary players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Singular Good Browns Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that the singular good browns, known for their impeccable building skills and unrivaled PvP prowess, once ruled the land. But then, the Hispanics came along and gave their phenotype a bad name. It was chaos, I tell you! Villagers running for their lives, creepers exploding left and right, and all because of a silly belt!

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and help us restore peace and order to this crazy world. Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Divine Spears Created:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Low Expectations Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of judgmental players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the “bigotry of low expectations” philosophy! Did you accidentally set your house on fire? No worries, happens to the best of us! Did you accidentally punch a villager and start a riot? Hey, we’ve all been there! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and acceptance, where even your biggest Minecraft fails are celebrated with open arms. Come join us and experience the true meaning of “it’s ok, it happens to everyone” in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

/ Shon’s Minecraft SMP /

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Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, is ruling the server with her multiple husbands and insane antics. From ASMR streams to Ribbon Cage battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become one of Fallenshadow’s many husbands or get caught up in a Twitter feud with Otis, the manager extraordinaire.

But remember, follow the global and board rules or face the wrath of Fallenshadow herself. And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide the trolls and divorcees – it’s all part of the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world and see if you can survive the madness of Fallenshadow’s Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because Future Trunks himself plays on our server and he’s so cool that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden Super Saiyan powers and be able to mine diamonds with just a flick of your finger. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior alongside Future Trunks!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we rate every Senran Kagura entry! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our server and discovered a secret dungeon filled with nothing but Senran Kagura games. Legend has it that if you rate them all, you will unlock the ultimate anime power-up in Minecraft – the ability to summon a giant anime waifu to fight by your side! So come join us and embark on this epic quest to rate every Senran Kagura entry and unlock the power of the waifus!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Oops, I’m a Minecraft server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of pigs who have taken over the server and demand to be worshiped as the true rulers of Minecraft. Bow down to your new pig overlords!

2. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, fake treasure chests, and surprise attacks from invisible chickens. Good luck trying to survive that madness!

3. We have a “reverse griefing” policy where instead of banning griefers, we make them build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks as punishment. It’s like a twisted version of community service!

4. Our staff members are actually a group of mischievous Endermen who love to teleport players to random locations just for fun. Who needs teleportation commands when you have teleporting Endermen?

5. And finally, our motto is “What is something that is wrong when I do it but it’s ok when you do it?” So basically, anything goes on this server – as long as it’s hilarious and ridiculous!

So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9