The Markets Are Boring Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

No_Excuse_V_Minecraft SMP

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Alright, listen up all you Minecraft maniacs! We’ve got a wild new SMP where you can unlock the legendary Riley character by participating in her cup event. Set a killer time, make it to the top ten percent, and boom – Riley Shards galore! But that’s not all, folks. Rumor has it that if you collect all five Shards and unlock Riley, she’ll grant you three wishes! Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Emeralds Found:	5182

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocktopia – Epic Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers? Look no further than this server, where the /lig/ Knight Rises Edition is taking the virtual world by storm!

Join us if you want to be part of the VIP club, where we only accept the coolest indie vtubers regardless of the language they stream in. Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent, you’re in!

Check out our crazy numbers for the top indie vtubers, including the non-English sensations like the Russian sensation Orkpod and the Chinese superstar KSPKSP. And don’t worry, we’re all about chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding – we’re all about that indie vibe!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun, and even a Wheel of Names to spice things up. Plus, don’t miss out on our Chuuba Birthday Calendar and OC material for the OP – it’s a wild ride!

So come join us on this Minecraft server where the virtual world meets the indie vtuber scene in the most outrageous way possible. You won’t regret it – unless you miss out on all the fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixel Poland Wins Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Poland wins EVERYTHING. That’s right, our players are so skilled and lucky that Poland always comes out on top in every competition, battle, and challenge. Join us if you want to be part of the winning team and experience the thrill of victory every single day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have developed a revolutionary potato-powered energy source. Join us and harness the power of potatoes to fuel your wildest Minecraft creations.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this cheesy paradise and become the ultimate cheese lord of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky, wild, and wonderful world of Poland wins. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3143
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Clash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, rare mobs that drop insane loot, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves.

So why did League grow to be a cultural phenomenon while DOTA 2 went on to die? Because our server is where all the cool kids hang out, duh! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see why we’re the best Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans #3069

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for outrageous events like Full Burst Day, where the world literally explodes every weekend!

Our current special recruit, Cinderella, is on a mission to find her glass slipper while fighting off evil step-sisters. And don’t miss out on Rapunzel’s Pure Grace, a free SSR with luscious locks that can defeat any foe!

But wait, there’s more! Coming up, we have Grave, a spooky recruit who will send shivers down your spine. And who can forget Scarlet’s Black Shadow costume, perfect for blending into the shadows while plotting your next move.

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Nick’s Minecraft Server: The True Leader

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the leaders are just meh? Well, look no further because Nick is here to shake things up and become the true Leader of our movement! Join our server and witness Nick’s epic rise to power as he conquers the virtual world with his unmatched skills and charisma. Who needs diamonds when you have Nick leading the way? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of history in the making – join now and witness the legend of Nick unfold before your very eyes!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ores Mined:	2029
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

> moved all windows and Linux workloads Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have transformed all our Windows and Linux workloads to macOS because we believe in living that Apple life! But don’t worry, we still keep OpenBSD and Solaris around for those loonix edge cases – gotta keep things interesting, right?

Our server is run by a group of Tim Cook fanatics, Theo de Raadt autists, and SUN chads who are dedicated to keeping UNIX alive and thriving in the Minecraft world. Join us if you want to be part of a community that values quality operating systems and isn’t afraid to get a little crazy with their server setups.

So come on in and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with macOS and UNIX all over again!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Monster Hunter – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Monster Hunter appears! That’s right, we’ve got Monster Hunter mobs roaming around ready to challenge you in epic battles. But don’t worry, we’ve also got new weapon trailers that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got armor set searches, monster weakness databases, and even older game emulation for all you hardcore gamers out there. Plus, our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you know it’s legit.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Monster Hunter master!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

I Want To Become An IRL Troll But I’m Too Nice (Minecraft SMP)

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Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes in real life? Do you dream of causing chaos and mischief, but just can’t bring yourself to do it? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can unleash your inner troll without any consequences!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pranks, shenanigans, and all-around tomfoolery. Need tips on how to be a top-tier troll? Look no further, our community of seasoned troublemakers will guide you on your path to becoming the ultimate prankster.

From lava traps to fake treasure hunts, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on, join us and let your mischievous side run wild. Just remember, all is fair in love and trolling!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Fired Boss Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our boss is on a mission to fire players with visible cuts on their arms because her son started cutting a few months ago. But don’t worry, we’ve got meds for anxiety and a strict no-cutting policy in place. Join us and see if you can survive the cutthroat world of Minecraft with us!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Helluva Hotel SMP #2258

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Welcome to the Horse Fetish Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demon rehabilitation, small assassin businesses, and princesses of Hell opening hotels.

In this server, you can pursue your seemingly impossible goal of peacefully reducing overpopulation in Hell by rehabilitating demons. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with your weapons specialist, bruiser, and receptionist hellhound.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for outrageous stories, insane adventures, and a booru that’s a little dead but still kicking. Don’t miss out on the chance to check out into Heaven or survive each other while running a startup in Hell.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite demon to rehabilitate or small assassin business to run. See you in Hell!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

””Crafty Men Minecraft Server””

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee to turn you gay with our fabulous builds and stunning pixelated landscapes. Our community is filled with handsome players who will make your heart skip a beat and your pickaxe swing a little harder.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you questioning your own sexuality. Explore our rainbow-colored dungeons and slay dragons with a fierce group of drag queens. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself falling in love with a blocky avatar or two.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first Minecraft Pride Parade, where players strut their stuff in glittery armor and rainbow capes. Show off your best dance moves in our virtual disco parties and compete in drag queen crafting competitions.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew that mining blocks could be so fabulous?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cage Match Minecraft SMP: Spotfest Cucks Classic

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a cagematch between spotfest cucks? Look no further, because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got more twists and turns than a match between Cody and Gunther, with unexpected outcomes and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring slow matches, our server is all about fast-paced action and technical skill. You’ll be facing off against other players in intense competitions that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And with no choreographed moves in sight, every battle feels like a real physical showdown.

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents, just like Cody did to Gunther. Who needs scripted matches when you can have real competition that will leave you marking out at the end?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want something truly unique and exciting, come join us for the ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	3