Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY