Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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