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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4081 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!