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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9230 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!