🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4638 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!