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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9491 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Enchantments Applied: | 281 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!