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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9995 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 3888 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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