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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2624 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7267 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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