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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5101 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!