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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4956 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 7858 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 239 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!