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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1662 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!