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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5372 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!