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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4965 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!