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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4206 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 1282 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Votes: | 694 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!