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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3860 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!