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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8720 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!