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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8076 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 374 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 59 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!