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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2705 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 288 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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