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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7574 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Star Shards Collected: | 107 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!