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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6487 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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