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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3824 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 299 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!