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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4424 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 614 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 3835 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!