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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8753 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 621 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!