The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

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join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Donut Hole Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on a wild adventure in Wuthering Waves, where you can showcase your Resonator skills and become the legendary Shorekeeper. But beware, the Shore’s End is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest and craziest players can survive!

Our server is so epic, we even have our own map that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about the Convene Tracker, because you never know when a wild event will pop up.

Join now and participate in our crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up like never before. And let’s not forget about the Fairy Tale’s Finale, a featured co-op combat event that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Check out our timeline and rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our secret codes and emotes that will make your Minecraft experience even more hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PorchPiratePunisher

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyChristmasWishlist

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Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2687
Towns Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7462	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	122	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Enchantments Applied:	283	Dragon Eggs Found:	5277
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MILFyBabysitAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MoneyMines SMP

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If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Dimension Hops:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	94
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6239
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magic Items Found:	6045

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crops Grown:	2535
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Farms Harvested:	563
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	161
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	1332
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3