The Longbirch Vanguard: Hardcore Roleplay with a side of Lag and Llamas!

IP Address	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.20.1

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP address MC.LVRPG.NET in your Minecraft client.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server’s website or Discord for a list of rules and guidelines.
Can I choose my race and class?	Yes, you can choose from 9 different races and 11 unique classes when you start your adventure in Longbirch.
How often are updates released?	Updates are released frequently to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for players.

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
New Chunks Explored:	221408	Enchantments Applied:	299
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Alien Abductions:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

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Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crops Grown:	7059	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blockhead Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mediocre Mineville

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LimbusCraft – Where the memes are as endless as the blocks! #1440

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Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – trust us, things get wild in there.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space collide in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – we’ve got the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael on the chopping block.

Oh, and did we mention the Target Extraction of the enigmatic [Heathcliff] ID & E.G.O? Yeah, things are about to get real interesting around here.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – so expect some serious spoilers if you’re not caught up. And don’t even think about skipping the tutorial – it’s a must.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness with us on this server, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few Mirror Dungeons). Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

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Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Need a break from building your dream castle? How about a game of CREEPER DODGEBALL or a race on our LAVA PARKOUR course?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING ENDERMAN who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DIAMOND GOLEM who will grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky CREEPER CHEERLEADERS, they’re known for exploding in your face…literally.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Longbirch Vanguard: Hardcore Roleplay with a side of Lag and Llamas!

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Updated October 1, 2024

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

Updated October 1, 2024

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

Updated October 1, 2024

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

Updated October 1, 2024

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

Updated October 1, 2024

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

Updated October 1, 2024

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

Updated October 1, 2024

Blockhead Banter

Updated October 1, 2024

Mediocre Mineville

Updated October 1, 2024

CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

LimbusCraft – Where the memes are as endless as the blocks! #1440

Updated October 1, 2024

CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

Updated October 1, 2024

CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

Updated October 1, 2024

Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

Updated October 1, 2024

Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22