The Longbirch Vanguard: Hardcore Roleplay with a side of Lag and Llamas!

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.20.1

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience

Embark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch! Forge alliances with diverse races, battle dark forces, and rebuild a shattered land. Explore fantastical towns and locales, hone your skills, and uncover ancient secrets. Will you be the hero to unite Longbirch or succumb to the shadows? Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom!

11 Classes
9 Races
Tons of Quests
An ever-expanding selection of Pets
7 Dungeons
Deity System
Frequent Updates

Check out the newly added Necromancer class + the level cap was just increased to 30!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP address MC.LVRPG.NET in your Minecraft client.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server’s website or Discord for a list of rules and guidelines.
Can I choose my race and class?	Yes, you can choose from 9 different races and 11 unique classes when you start your adventure in Longbirch.
How often are updates released?	Updates are released frequently to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for players.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VTuber AI Jams Craft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blockbuster Bonanza

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on this server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DRAGONS guarding the treasure chests!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! But be careful, because the evil Creeper King is also after the Diamond Bacon and will stop at nothing to get it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every player gets their own personal RAINBOW LLAMA as a companion! These llamas can help you mine for diamonds, fight off enemies, and even breakdance when you play music for them!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD and WACKY adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Tom’s Blocky Birthday Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and are never afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find secret underground societies, treasure-filled dungeons, and even a unicorn ranch where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night at the top of the tallest mountain?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and change the course of Minecraft history forever!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1896
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Trailer Trash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow made of diamonds while battling a dragon with a lightsaber.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper and the dance floor is made of glowing obsidian.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies throw slime at you for fun?

Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Cornucopia

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of those boring servers where you can’t do anything fun? Well, look no further because we have everything you need and more!

Join us on our server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even build a castle made entirely of diamonds! Our server is so EPIC that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and LOOT for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Whiny American Gamer Server – No Complaints Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to embrace their inner pirate! 🏴‍☠️ Why buy all the DLC when you can just pirate them like a true buccaneer?

Join us and witness the epic saga of an American player who couldn’t afford all the DLC, only to be told to pirate them by a fellow player. The American got so triggered that he called the pirate a freeloader and permabanned them! Talk about drama on the high seas of Minecraft!

So come aboard our server and experience the thrill of pirating DLC, triggering Americans, and getting banned for being a true pirate legend. Who needs to follow the rules when you can sail the seas of Minecraft with reckless abandon? Join us now and let the chaos begin! 🌊⚔️

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Potions Brewed:	51	Players Killed by Monsters:	715

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SnipeCraft: Where Creepers Meet Machine Guns!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where machine guns and sniper rifles are the norm. Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be dodging bullets and sniping creepers from a mile away.

Join us if you’re looking for an adrenaline-pumping experience like no other. Our players have epic battles where they ride explosive llamas into battle and launch firework missiles at their enemies.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing chickens that roam the land, ready to challenge anyone who dares to cross their path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared to run for your life when the creeper snipers start taking aim!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BoomCraft: Where we blow up your bases for fun!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bombs your bases and intercepts 100% of your attack like a boss. It’s nothing personal, just some good ol’ fun for all you kikes out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineCrafty WoW Classic Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of boring servers with less loot and too much trash? Look no further! Our server offers more loot than you can imagine!

But that’s not all! We have immediate raid nerfs to make your gaming experience more challenging and exciting! Plus, we have more class balance than any other server out there!

Ever wanted to play as a Tauren paladin or a dwarf shaman? Well, now you can on our server! We also have buffed mana from drinking and longer buff times to keep you in the game longer!

And if that’s not enough, we have higher drop rates on epics, faster wsg rep, faster honor from stv, and even dual spec for all your gaming needs!

Join us now and experience a 5 digits gold economy like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Server IP: 474021247

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dragons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Animals Bred:	165

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Podcast-Free Zone: Where Creepers Keep You Company

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the boredom of running out of podcasts! Our server is so lit that you won’t even miss your favorite shows because you’ll be too busy building and exploring in our virtual world.

Join us for insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you team up with other players to conquer dungeons, build towering castles, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure or two. Who needs podcasts when you have a whole new world to explore?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring walks and missing out on shows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LOLcraft: Where Players Fall for Low Effort Shit-Stirring

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Welcome to our Insanely Hilarious Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and LOL-worthy server around!

Reasons to Join:

Unlimited TNT: Blow up your friends’ creations for the ultimate prank!
Dancing Creepers: Watch as Creepers break out into dance routines when you approach them!
Meme War Zones: Battle it out in meme-themed battlegrounds where the winner gets a diamond-studded crown!
Teleporting Pigs: Ride on the backs of teleporting pigs as they warp around the map!

Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixelated Panda Palace: Where Asian Girls Cry When You’re Not Interested

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Asian girls will flock to you the moment you say you’re not into them! It’s like a reverse psychology love potion, but in blocky pixel form. Watch as they build you beautiful structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and gold ingots, all while serenading you with enchanting melodies played on note blocks.

But beware, if you dare to show any interest in them, they will unleash their secret weapon – an army of creeper minions who will blow up everything you hold dear. So tread carefully, and remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses their diamond sword. Join our server now for a wild ride of love, betrayal, and explosive surprises!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Items Found:	7759	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Fallout Hub: Where Creepers Are the Real Nukes

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Are you tired of dealing with the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Fallout? Join our Minecraft server for a completely different gaming experience!

Imagine a world where you can build your own shelter without worrying about super mutants attacking you. No need to install mods or patches to make the game playable – just log in and start crafting!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Join us for a chance to ride on a llama while battling a dragon with a diamond sword.

Forget about the boring old Nexus mods – on our server, you can create your own custom mods by simply typing a command in the chat. Want to turn all the pigs into flying unicorns? Done. How about giving yourself super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time dealing with glitches and bugs in Fallout when you can join our Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Who needs total conversion mods when you can have total insanity in every block you place? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1125	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FurryCraft: Where PJW Fans and Furries Unite!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where furries roam free and zoomers are embracing their inner animal spirit! Forget about boring old school lessons, on this server, you’ll learn how to howl at the moon and pounce on unsuspecting creepers.

Join us and discover a whole new world where furries are the cool kids on the block and dressing up in animal costumes is not only accepted but encouraged. Who knew that a decade ago, furries were just a way for men to access children, but now they’re taking over schools and spreading their furry love to the next generation?

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your wild side in a world where furries rule and zoomers are becoming the ultimate animal enthusiasts. Let’s make Minecraft furry-tastic!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	2001
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Black People Craft: Where Humanity Evolves Through Blocks

Africa, Americas, Atlantis, Black, black people, blocks, brown race, Carpathian basin, Craft, Edgar Cayce, Evolution, evolves, human species, Humanity, Lemuria, Mauritania, middle eastern, native americans, people, Race, red race, Richat Structure, seeding, Tibet, white race, yellow race

🌍 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we explore the wacky world of ancient civilizations and wild theories! 🌍

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the TRUTH about human origins! Forget everything you thought you knew because according to us, humanity didn’t evolve from black people – we were actually seeded in FIVE different places at the same time! 🤯

Join us as we build our own versions of the Carpathian basin, Tibet, Atlantis, Lemuria, and Africa! Who needs history books when you can create your own alternate reality in Minecraft? Explore the capital of Atlantis, which is totally not in Mauritania, and meet the middle eastern races who are actually descendants of the Red race from Atlantis according to Edgar Cayce. It’s like a history lesson, but with creepers and diamonds! 💎

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered where Native Americans really came from? Well, according to our server, they actually originated from the sinking/sunken continent of Lemuria! Dive deep into the lore of Lemuria and discover the secrets of the Brown race. Who needs textbooks when you have Minecraft to teach you the REAL history of the world? 📚

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey through time, space, and pure imagination! Who knows what other mind-blowing revelations await you in our crazy Minecraft universe! 🚀🤪

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Emeralds Found:	431	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.