The Goyslop Gaming Co. Presents: DudeCraft – Where Pixels Meet Laughs! LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Because the Goyslop Gaming Company actually listened to our demands when we collectively pooped our pants in protest! That’s right, we have the power to make things happen with our bowel movements.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle, armed with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to touch it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, because things tend to get a little messy around here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	377006	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	2882	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5772	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7686	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6989

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ores Mined:	2881	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.