Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Because the Goyslop Gaming Company actually listened to our demands when we collectively pooped our pants in protest! That’s right, we have the power to make things happen with our bowel movements.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle, armed with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to touch it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, because things tend to get a little messy around here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Towns Built: 7
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Teacher

    Teacher

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Dimension Hops: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • WHY

    WHY

    NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Havzmar

    Havzmar

    Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Animals Bred: 127
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Villages Defended: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Villages Defended: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Dimension Hops: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Animals Bred: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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