The Goyslop Gaming Co. Presents: DudeCraft – Where Pixels Meet Laughs! LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Because the Goyslop Gaming Company actually listened to our demands when we collectively pooped our pants in protest! That’s right, we have the power to make things happen with our bowel movements.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle, armed with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to touch it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, because things tend to get a little messy around here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9575
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	57	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magic Items Found:	5484	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	672	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	189
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!