The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	177	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyNoobz

buzzworthy, celebrity culture, CraftyNoobz, current events, fad, gen z, hype, influencers, Internet Sensation, Mainstream, media frenzy, millennial, misunderstood, Overrated, pop culture, popular opinion, social media, trending topics, trends, viral, youth culture

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Potions Brewed:	77	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mines Excavated:	3122
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	8473	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

battle, battle cruisers, battleships, British military, british navy, Brits, german military, German Navy, Jutland, maritime history, military history, Minecraft, naval battle, naval fleet, naval strategy, naval superiority, naval tactics, Naval vessels, naval warfare, pre-dreadnoughts, royal navy, Server, World War I

Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Animals Bred:	93	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	954

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

Character, Cryptic, cryptic message, Curiosity, Enigma, enigmatic figure, enigmatic remark, Ernest, ErnestWho, mysterious individual, mysterious person, Mystery, perplexing, perplexing question, puzzling, puzzling mystery, puzzling statement, Quote, smp, speculation, TheMinecraft, unknown

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

airstrikes, B-2 bombers, cnn, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateCraft, international relations, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, news coverage, Politics, strike, US, us military, War on Terror, Yemen

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

Craft, hydrophobic purification tag, Medical research, mRNA, mRNA synthesis, mRNA vaccines, new technique, Nitrobenzyl, nitrobenzyl group, novel technique, phosphorylation, phosphorylation reagent, Purification, Reagent, reducing side effects, side effects, Synthesis, Tag, time-saving, vaccine development, Vaccines

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Warning

Anarchy, data analysis, efficient workflow, fan-made server, lapata smp, lapata smp community, lapata smp fan, LifeSteal, minecraft community, minecraft server, powerful features, productivity tool, project control, project efficiency., project management, PvP, seamless integration, server banner, server description, server features, Survival, team collaboration, user-friendly interface

made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	New Chunks Explored:	231576

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2939
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

bad guy, bae, Chaos, Chill out, concern, cover, dream, gura, holoEN, irys, Kiara, making money, Minecraft, mori, pixelated, senpai, Server, sololive, Tension, Unavoidable Scenario, unpopular, valid

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4808
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

Anime, character arc, Character development, character dynamics, character tropes, Communication Issues, emotional complexity, emotional growth, Fandom, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Otaku, personality traits, popular culture, relationships, romance, romantic tension, smp, Tsundere, Tsunderes

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!