The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

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Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimizers
Server Features	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod

FAQ:

Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes! The server is inclusive of all playstyles and experience levels.

Are there strict rules and punishments on the server?

The server has fair moderation, with appeals and punishments only for true rulebreaks.

Can I suggest new features for the server?

Yes! The server welcomes suggestions and will consider new ideas from players.

What is the performance like on the server?

The server has great performance with minimal client-side lag and high-quality hardware.

How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

The server has a system where a central area has claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands allow these activities but are resource-rich.

What is the Origins mod and how does it work?

The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest custom origins and make origin changes.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can visit the Planet Minecraft page for the server or join the Discord server for more details.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Farms Harvested:	478	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

Apocalypse, bad day, car trouble, Chaos, creeper, Disaster, flat tire, forgot wallet, late for work, lost keys, missed alarm, missed deadline, missed flight, missed important meeting, Nightmare, overslept, power outage, sick child, spilled coffee, sunrise, traffic jam, Wake Up, worst morning

Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SeaBlock Minecraft Server

ASEAN, China, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, maritime conflict, Minecraft, multilateral cooperation, Politics, regional tensions, russia, Seablock, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Statement, Superpowers, territorial disputes, united nations

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Items Found:	2759	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

Beef, burger choices, burger options, BurgerCraft, chicken, dining out, fast food, fast food chains, fast food options, fast food places, food preferences, limited menu, meat options, meat preferences, meat substitutes, menu restrictions, Plant-Based, plant-based options, Pork, pork alternatives, pork burgers, restaurant choices

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Star Shards Collected:	143
Enchantments Applied:	73	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pyrakia

Towny

Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MagicGames

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, hypixel, java, magicgames, Skyblock

Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3677

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Grown Up Minecraft Server

adulting, childhood memories, entertainment industry, game design, game development, game innovation, game market, game production, game quality, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming preferences, gaming trends, growing up, grown, Minecraft, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, technology advancements, video games

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Canada, Canadian, Canadian challenges, Canadian culture, Canadian development, Canadian downfall, Canadian economy, Canadian future, Canadian future prospects, Canadian government, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian issues, Canadian leadership, Canadian News, Canadian outlook, Canadian perspective, Canadian politics, Canadian progress, Canadian society, Great, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Divine Spears Created:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WaterWoes Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Communication, community living, confrontations, duplex living, gardening, Minecraft, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighbor etiquette, neighbor relationships, residential living, Server, shared faucet, Shared Resources, utility bill, washing shoes, water billing, water conservation, water costs, water meter, water usage, WaterWoes

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like living in a duplex with crazy neighbors, except in Minecraft form!

Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockPuppyHeist

animal rights, BlockPuppyHeist, neighbor disputes, pet adoption, pet custody, pet ownership, pet ownership ethics, pet theft, puppy care, puppy love, puppy parenting, puppy protection, puppy rescue, puppy rescue mission, puppy theft, puppy welfare, responsible pet ownership, stray puppies, town dynamics, town hierarchy, town politics

Are you tired of living in a town where your puppies keep mysteriously disappearing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your virtual pets being taken away by entitled neighbors again.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious pups from any would-be pet thieves. And if someone dares to try and steal your furry friends, you can unleash a pack of virtual wolves to chase them away.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can train your pets to become fierce guardians, ready to defend your virtual home at all costs. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your puppies in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that gets stolen is the show!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

commitment issues, DATING, emotional availability, fear of intimacy, future goals, love life, past relationships, personal growth, reasons for being single, Relationship Status, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, single, Single life, SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

Are you single right now? Well, it’s probably because you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is basically a virtual dating paradise – you’ll be fighting off suitors left and right as you build your dream pixelated home together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to fend off and diamonds to mine with your new boo? Join now and say goodbye to singledom forever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FoodieCraft

Choice, Commitment, cravings, DELICIOUS, diet, Eat, Favorite Food, flavor, Food, FoodieCraft, Hunger, long term, Meal, nutrition, one food, rest of your life, satisfaction, selection, Sustenance, Taste, Variety

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5495
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Potions Brewed:	107	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ambulance Services, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, emergency services, Espionage, foreign interference, government agencies, HACKING, Information Security, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, russia, Russian hackers, Server, targeted attack, uk, United Kingdom

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	556
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.