Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us in our quest to defeat the most hilariously incompetent alien, Alien Romulus! This guy is the epitome of a failed experiment – he’s the dumbest looking, least scary xenomorph you’ll ever come across. Seriously, he’s more likely to trip over his own tail than actually pose a threat.

But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Greta’s Revenge Minecraft SMP

    Greta’s Revenge Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the craziest conspiracy theories you’ve ever heard! Join us and become part of the epic battle against the JIDF brainwashing, where you’ll have to team up with Greta herself to take down their evil plans. Who knew that saving the world could be so fun and hilarious? So come on, join us and let’s show those brainwashers what we’re made of!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • My Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

    My Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your moody girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with blocks, mobs, and endless adventures that will have you saying “girlfriend who?”

    Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?

    Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 333 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /omog/ – OMORI General

    Minecraft SMP: /omog/ – OMORI General
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unsafe Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building peaceful farms and cozy homes, this server is all about the madness and mayhem.

    Join us for a chance to explore exclusive content that will blow your mind, just like the console editions with their mysterious secrets. And don’t forget to celebrate Kel’s birthday on November 11, because who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen on that day!

    But that’s not all, we have fangames, projects, and more to keep you entertained for hours on end. From OMARIO to DOOMORI, there’s no shortage of wacky adventures to embark on.

    And let’s not forget about the mods that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Try out _omariAU, rainy_mari_mod, omorimodreverie, or omori_daydream for a truly mind-bending experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see where the chaos takes you. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun is guaranteed!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

    Join our server and become part of a wacky crew of Minecraft pirates led by none other than Luffy himself! That’s right, we’ve got a real-life Luffy running the show and he’s always looking for new crew members to join his adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! Hancock is also on the server, but instead of joining Luffy’s crew like a sensible person, she’s off doing her own thing. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans she’s getting up to?

    So if you want to be part of a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next pirate king of Minecraft!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Sneed Net Minecraft SMP

    Sneed Net Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because Sneednet is about to drop its first alpha version today! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build better than any human player out there. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Friday night in the server where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join Sneednet now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

    Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

    I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

    Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

    So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7912 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • 🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server
    Cool survival with friends! Come in

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Tea Time Minecraft Server

    Tea Time Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

    So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

    Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server, where we take fake to a whole new level! Join us for a crazy ride filled with roleplaying, kinks, and more depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at.

    Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4412

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Evil Company’s Minecraft Server

    Evil Company’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn? Well, look no further because our server is run by an evil fucking company that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Enchantments Applied: 51

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Nash Was a Noob Minecraft SMP

    Nash Was a Noob Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the legend of Nash unfold before your very eyes! Back in the day, Nash was rumored to be a valet by day and an enforcer by night, with midcard energy that could rival even the whitest Maven. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Flawless Gaming Minecraft Server

    Flawless Gaming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so flawless, Notch himself would be jealous! Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Not His Fault Minecraft SMP

    Not His Fault Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and blaming it on a rogue creeper. It’s not your fault, it’s just the way the game works!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.

    If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Choose Wisely Minecraft Server

    Choose Wisely Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to stamp out Evil at its roots! Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat evil mobs, rescue villagers, and protect our precious blocky world from destruction.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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