The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP

I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

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Cool survival with friends! Come in

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Tea Time Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server, where we take fake to a whole new level! Join us for a crazy ride filled with roleplaying, kinks, and more depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Evil Company’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn? Well, look no further because our server is run by an evil fucking company that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Nash Was a Noob Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the legend of Nash unfold before your very eyes! Back in the day, Nash was rumored to be a valet by day and an enforcer by night, with midcard energy that could rival even the whitest Maven. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9537
Mines Excavated:	2214	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Flawless Gaming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so flawless, Notch himself would be jealous! Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Not His Fault Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and blaming it on a rogue creeper. It’s not your fault, it’s just the way the game works!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Choose Wisely Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to stamp out Evil at its roots! Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat evil mobs, rescue villagers, and protect our precious blocky world from destruction.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

THE Only Meme Coin You’ll Need in the Upcoming Supercycle Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the meme supercycle is coming and we are not just another server – we are ticking all the boxes for memecoins destined to hit a $1B+ market cap!

Join us and become a part of the MLG cult of believers who know gaming culture inside out. We challenge people to 1v1s on Rust while snacking on Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew like true gamers. This isn’t just about slapping a meme on a coin, it’s about hitting a nerve with a community that gets it.

Our server is not the product of a boring VC boardroom, it’s a wild universe where anything can happen. We are building wealth in crypto while building epic structures in Minecraft. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s dominate the supercycle together. NFA ofc, because who needs rules when you’re having this much fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Limbus Co. General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a wild adventure through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll battle creepy creatures and unravel mind-bending puzzles. But beware, the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest players can survive its twists and turns!

Looking to join a server with a touch of madness? Look no further than our upcoming Extractions, where you’ll face off against the likes of The Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and The Barber of La Manchaland Outis. Trust us, these NPCs are no joke – they’ll have you laughing and crying at the same time!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, don’t miss out on our Target Extraction missions. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re tasked with taking down ID & E.G.O – it’s a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

So why wait? Download our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the tutorial is important – you never know what kind of wacky surprises await you in this insane world. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Bobby become chef Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic tale of Bobby, the unsuspecting player who accidentally became a chef in the virtual world! Watch as he navigates through the treacherous lands, battling mobs and gathering ingredients to create the most delicious dishes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Will Bobby rise to the top as the ultimate culinary master, or will his creations be a recipe for disaster? Join now to find out and maybe even score a taste of his legendary creeper casserole!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Beanie’s Pungent Fart Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of beanies pungent farts and maniacal laughter. Our server is like no other, with crazy events like “Fart Fest Fridays” and “Laughing Gas Saturdays”. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Waifu’s Ception Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including your waifu having a waifu! Join us for a chance to navigate through the drama and chaos of a world where love triangles are taken to a whole new level. Will your waifu’s waifu steal your diamonds? Will you have to fight for their affection in epic battles? Only one way to find out – join our server and dive into the madness! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of llamas wearing top hats – will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Don’t miss out on all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Gal House Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But that’s not all! Our community is like a family, always looking out for each other and ready to lend a helping hand. Need someone to help you build a giant statue of a llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to start a prank war with your friends? Bring it on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1376	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1