Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 259
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Emeralds Found: 1108 Runes Activated: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Towns Built: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Ores Mined: 9993
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4530 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 3441
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

    Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches
    Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

    Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34
    Dimension Hops: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3929
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

    Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

    Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 31
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Did They Minecraft SMP

    Did They Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 74 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

    Bread Sucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mines Excavated: 4859

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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