Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 15 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

    Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

    Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

    NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

    Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Ores Mined: 1126
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

    Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

    From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • /Gig/ – Minecraft Server

    /Gig/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

    We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

    But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General
    Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 229 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

    Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

    Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magic Items Found: 8438
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 121 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ores Mined: 4877 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Magic Items Found: 1746 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Chimeras Created: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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