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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3016 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
