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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5033 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!