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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5799 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
