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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3859 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 15 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 143 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
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