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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7600 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
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