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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9668 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 247 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
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